abs are cancelled. we all about soft tummies now
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i honestly can’t tell which one is me.
This is comedic gold
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The most powerful thing you can do right now is to be patient while things are unfolding for you.
me [searching the beach with my child]: sorry honey, doesn’t look like there’s any sand dollars left
child: can’t the ocean just make more of them?
me: and cause inflation? destroy the sand economy? jesus christ Tiffany, use your head
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